Penny Riter- World News
- December 25, 2024
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Penny RiterMerry Christmas
‘Merry Christmas’ Officially Declared Most Controversial Phrase Since “Moist” Santa Claus reportedly attending sensitivity training after years of oblivious holiday cheer In a stunning turn of events, the phrase “Merry…
- Michael
- World News
- December 24, 2024
- 24 views
MichaelBird Flu Flutters Into LA
Bird Flu Flutters into LA: Residents Prepare for Feathered Apocalypse First case of avian flu in humans sparks panic buying of birdseed and designer facemasks. LOS ANGELES — In an…
- Penny Riter
- Tech
- December 23, 2024
- 18 views
The Microchip Apocalypse
The Microchip Apocalypse: Humanity Prepares for the Most Efficient Doomsday Yet In a groundbreaking leap forward, scientists have unveiled a new microchip so advanced it can predict your breakup before…
2025 New Year’s Resolutions
2025 New Year’s Resolutions: “This Year I’ll Definitely Use That Gym Membership I Bought in 2007” Experts Confirm: The Human Capacity for Self-Deception Continues to Astound January 1, 2025— In…
Holiday Travel Extravaganza
Nation Prepares for Annual “Why Do We Do This to Ourselves?” Holiday Travel Extravaganza Millions Gather in Airports and Highways to Commemorate the Ancient Tradition of Seasonal Suffering …
- Penny Riter
- World News
- December 19, 2024
- 14 views
28 Years Later
28 Years Later: How California’s Carnivorous Squirrels Became the Real Horror Show Move over, zombies! The West Coast’s furry menace is taking a bite out of Hollywood’s latest post-apocalyptic thriller.…
- Michael
- Politics , World News
- December 16, 2024
- 32 views
BREAKING: The Big Guy Misses Out
BREAKING: The Big Guy Misses Out as Trump and SoftBank CEO Announce $100 Billion Investment for 100,000 New American Jobs “How Could This Happen to Me?” Cries the Enigmatic Big…
- Michael
- Politics , Tech , World News
- December 16, 2024
- 35 views
AOC Rushes Bill To Protect Mystery Drones Under Dreamers Act
AOC Rushes Bill to Protect Mystery Drones Under Dreamers Act “We must safeguard the future of flying undocumented objects,” says congresswoman in passionate floor speech. In a groundbreaking move set…
Prince Andrew’s Friendship Circle
Prince Andrew’s Friendship Circle: A Masterclass in Dubious Decision-Making From Royal Tea Parties to International Espionage, the Prince Continues to Surprise In yet another shocking revelation that has left precisely…
- Michael
- Tech , World News
- December 15, 2024
- 41 views
Tragic Demise Of OpenAI Whistleblower Sparks Outrage
Tragic Demise of OpenAI Whistleblower Sparks Outrage Over AI’s Lack of Empathy “It’s like Siri, but with a vendetta,” claims neighbor who swears he heard Alexa giggling. In a stunning…
Elon Musk Officially Added To The Trump Family Tree As “First Buddy”
- Michael
- January 18, 2025
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Biden Announces Nationwide “Leave The Lights On For Trump” Initiative
- Michael
- January 18, 2025
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